33. Teased by Socrateaser.

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me.’”
Erma Bombeck

1. We had a new speaker for a while: Socrateaser. He implored us to ask him a challenging question, and each time we complied he simply asked a question of us in return. Brilliant thinking. But then he began talking about a 140 year old yogi’s tips to prevent ageing. One tip was: don’t live in square buildings. The two most important organs in the human body are the heart and the brain, and they are spherical. Therefore, we need to live in spherical surroundings.

You get the idea.

Only later did your scribe realise he was ‘having a lend’ of us. Surely! The trouble is, Speakers’ Corner has enough genuine “unorthodox” people spouting sincere nonsense that  it has become easy to assume anyone talking nonsense is “unorthodox”. But you’re not “unorthodox” are you, Socrateaser? (It’s in the name, isn’t it?) Yes, you fooled us. But you won’t do that again!

Socrateaser

2 . After Socrateaser’s nonsense, it seemed only fair we get someone sensible to speak. But that didn’t happen. Mirko stood on the Ladder of Knowledge and told us about two polarity. He was heckled, but not outdone. Michael sat in the audience ranting about atheists and abortions, and he was not outdone. In short, the irresistable force had met the immovable object.

Oh dear.

The sensible ones in the audience left and found Helmut and Steve Maxwell. Steve ended up with a big crowd, and he held it for the rest of the day.

3. Other subjects discussed:
– What precisely is wrong with Alan Jones’ advice to our Prime Minister regarding the placement of a sock in the New Zealand Prime Minister’s gob? Mr B generously explained.

– Should there be a client/lawyer privilege? No, said Mr B. It has to go.

– The Tragedy of the Commons. ie. Should Australia reduce its carbon emissions given that even a huge reduction in our emissions would make no significant difference to Climate Change, and given that no other country would follow Australia’s example?

 

4. Our unusual critter this week in our Unusual Creature Series is the ball-bearing treehopper. It uses its antennae and wifi to read our Facebook page.