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This week’s edition of the Speakers’ Corner news is proudly sponsored by

Titty Sprinkles!

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For any occasion!

There have been some wonderful inventions in history. There was the wheel, the printing press, general anaesthetic . . . And up there with them is Titty Sprinkles. We were asked by the gentleman below to sponsor the product, and because it’s such a worthwhile product we are happy to do so.

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The Muslim fellow who appeared last week appeared again with his missus and child. His name is Gabriel. He had a ‘robust’ conversation with Steve Maxwell. It was heated. Testy. Loads of swearing. Bellowing. Gesturing. Insults flew about like bats at Halloween.
Another day at the office.

The photograph below has nothing to do with Speakers’ Corner, but it does feature a happy Mr Bashful holding the two premiership cups his football team Hawthorn won in their back-to-back premierships. The cups are real, not replicas. One is yet to be engraved.
The two trophies are even more holy than the famed Holy Grail that Jesus drank from at the last supper. After all, Jesus never had to flatten Buddy.

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